ye ye right quick ting I had no more La Liga cards and therefore the misfortune of being forced to use this bumbling nonce in squid bottle games for the TOTS Stuani objective and even though I've played every UT except 09 and 11 and have thousands of games under my belt there is no player bronze, silver or gold that I've ever used, which is worse than this complete cunt. Right off the bat, his first touch is the worst I've seen on any player in any FUT its actually mindboggling and could be classified as a new addition to the seven world wonders.

DOESNT FUCKING MATTER WHAT KIND OF PASS YOU PLAY TO HIM HE JUST TRIES TO DO A FIRST TOUCH AND THE BALL BOUNCES AWAY FROM HIM BY MULTIPLE METERS FUCK YOU YOU DUMB CUNT YOUVE COST ME SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES GO BECOME A FARMER OR CAR SALESMAN IN SENEGAL FOR ALL I CARE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A WORSE FIRST TOUCH THAN ME IRL AND THATS A CHALLENGE!

Games played: fuck off no one cares doesnt matter he's shite

Goals/assists: have i mentioned that he's shite?

Pace: Ye isnt fast despite being black. Utter disgrace. 0/10

Shooting: Couldn't hit a barn door with a banana if he tried a hundred times. 0/10

Passing: Even though every players shortpassing is the same in this game because the game is shit he still doesn't know how to pass to a teammate even if he isn't under pressure at all. Wouldn't trust this guy on passes further than I could throw him. 0/10

Dribbling: A folding chair has more agility than him. 0/10

Defending: doesn't matter because he never reaches anyone. He also doesnt win headers for some reason. Probably because he's a shortass. 0/10

Physical: How is this 86? He loses everything. Unbelievable but: weak black man go to the gym idiot. Nuff said. 0/10

I know this game has been dead for 3 months and everyone already has a 201 rated team so theres no way anyone would ever need this waste of space but still if you ever pack him on this game just discard the shit out of him and pray for your life that his short presence in your club hasn't tarnished it for all eternity.

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